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Q. Why did the caterpillar cross the road?
A. To get away from the chicken.
Q. What insect eats nothing?
A. A clothes moth. It eats holes.
Q. Why did the caterpillar eat a hole in the carpet?
A. It wanted to see the floor show.
Q. Why do moths fly to lights?
A. It beats walking.
Q. What is going through a moth’s mind when it flies into a car windshield?
A. Its abdomen.
Q. Why did the little boy throw the butter out the window?
A. He wanted to see the butter-fly.
Q. Why did the coddling moth caterpillar join the army?
A. He wanted to be in the apple corp (core).
Q. Why did the caterpillar cry?
A. He heard the moth bawl.
Q. What does eating Lepidoptera cause?
A. Butterflies in your stomach.
Q. What is the world’s largest moth?
A. A Mam-moth
Q. Why did the AAU (Amateur Athletic Union) disqualify the caterpillar?
A. It had ‘pro’- legs.
Q. Who won the silkworm race?
A. They ended up in a tie.
Q. Why did the moth go to the psychiatrist’s office?
A. The porch light was on.