Firefly Jokes

Posted on August 10, 2011 by

It has been awhile since I last posted insect jokes. Here is the Firefly edition:

Q. Why did the spider eat the firefly?
A. It wanted a “light” snack.

Q. “Waiter, How is the Firefly Soup?”
A. Waiter: De-light-ful

Q. What is the #1 Firely pick-up line?
A. You sure are flashy tonight.

Q. Why was the firefly arrested?
A. For flashing in public.

Q. Why was Momma Firefly so sad?
A. The children were not very bright.

Firefly, Photinus spp., Feeding on Cilantro Pollen

About jjneal

Jonathan Neal is an Associate Professor of Entomology at Purdue University and author of the textbook, Living With Insects (2010). This blog is a forum to communicate about the intersection of insects with people and policy. This is a personal blog. The opinions and materials posted here are those of the author and are in no way connected with those of my employer.
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3 Responses to Firefly Jokes

  1. jjneal says:
    August 10, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Your favorite firefly jokes are welcome!

    Reply
  2. Kurt says:
    August 11, 2011 at 7:08 am

    LOL…good ones :D :P

    Reply
  3. Mean Green says:
    November 10, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    These are cute jokes. My kids and maybe even some of our Pest Control Portland customers will love them.

    Reply

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