It has been awhile since I last posted insect jokes. Here is the Firefly edition:
Q. Why did the spider eat the firefly?
A. It wanted a “light” snack.
Q. “Waiter, How is the Firefly Soup?”
A. Waiter: De-light-ful
Q. What is the #1 Firely pick-up line?
A. You sure are flashy tonight.
Q. Why was the firefly arrested?
A. For flashing in public.
Q. Why was Momma Firefly so sad?
A. The children were not very bright.