Bee Jokes

The fly jokes were such a hit, I decided to post a few bee jokes. Many of the bee jokes make use of the “Bee” sound in many words.

Just in time for Halloween:
Question: What kind of bees live in graveyards?
Answer: Zom”bees”

Question: Do bees make honey in May?
Answer: Maybe

Question: Where do bees sit?
Answer: On their “bee”hind

Question: What goes zzub zzub?
Answer: A bee flying backwards.

Question: Where do you find allergic bees?
Answer: They break out in hives.

Question: What do bees wear to the beach?
Answer: “Bee”-kinis

Beekini, modeled by Johnny Knoxville

About jjneal

Jonathan Neal is a retired Associate Professor of Entomology at Purdue University and author of the textbook, Living With Insects (2010). This blog is a forum to communicate about the intersection of insects with people and policy. This is a personal blog. The opinions and materials posted here are those of the author and are in no way connected with those of my employer.
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6 Responses to Bee Jokes

  1. My daughter just got a kick out of these – especially the photo!

  2. Kurt says:

    LOL…great bee jokes! Wow at the beekini pic!

  3. Niki says:

    HAHA! I love jack@$$!!! suchhhh a good show!

    Anyways, I happen to be very allergic to bees and have to carry Benadyrl and an EpiPen on me at all times. However, Doctors were never clear on what exactly I am allergic to. It was assumed I was stung by a yellow jacket, though, as you said, upon being stung I wasn’t jumping to identify the species that stung me.

    If I am allergic to one type of bee, is it likely that I am allergic to all venomous hymenoptera that could potentially sting me?

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  5. Anonymous says:

    My favourite is graveyard

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