The fly jokes were such a hit, I decided to post a few bee jokes. Many of the bee jokes make use of the “Bee” sound in many words.
Just in time for Halloween:
Question: What kind of bees live in graveyards?
Answer: Zom”bees”
Question: Do bees make honey in May?
Answer: Maybe
Question: Where do bees sit?
Answer: On their “bee”hind
Question: What goes zzub zzub?
Answer: A bee flying backwards.
Question: Where do you find allergic bees?
Answer: They break out in hives.
Question: What do bees wear to the beach?
Answer: “Bee”-kinis
Beekini, modeled by Johnny Knoxville
My daughter just got a kick out of these – especially the photo!
LOL…great bee jokes! Wow at the beekini pic!
HAHA! I love jack@$$!!! suchhhh a good show!
Anyways, I happen to be very allergic to bees and have to carry Benadyrl and an EpiPen on me at all times. However, Doctors were never clear on what exactly I am allergic to. It was assumed I was stung by a yellow jacket, though, as you said, upon being stung I wasn’t jumping to identify the species that stung me.
If I am allergic to one type of bee, is it likely that I am allergic to all venomous hymenoptera that could potentially sting me?
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