Back by popular demand, Insect Jokes. Pardon me if some of them are flea-bitten.
Q. Why did the flea run away?
A. To join the flea circus
Q. What did the flea ask when leaving the party?
A. Shall we walk? or take the dog home?
Q. What is the difference between a wolf and a flea?
A. The wolf howls on the prairie and the flea prowls on the hairy.
Q. What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored student?
A. The dog is going to itch and the student is itching to go.
Q. What do you get when you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Why was Momma Flea so sad?
1. The neighbors were out for blood.
2. Her children grew up to be parasites.
3. She was transferred from Big Poodle to Smelly Skunk.
4. Dinner was starting to suck (pun intended).
5. The children had all gone to the dogs.
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