Living with Fleas

Back by popular demand, Insect Jokes. Pardon me if some of them are flea-bitten.

Q. Why did the flea run away?
A. To join the flea circus

Q. What did the flea ask when leaving the party?
A. Shall we walk? or take the dog home?

Q. What is the difference between a wolf and a flea?
A. The wolf howls on the prairie and the flea prowls on the hairy.

Q. What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored student?
A. The dog is going to itch and the student is itching to go.

Q. What do you get when you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A. Bugs Bunny.

Q. Why was Momma Flea so sad?
1. The neighbors were out for blood.
2. Her children grew up to be parasites.
3. She was transferred from Big Poodle to Smelly Skunk.
4. Dinner was starting to suck (pun intended).
5. The children had all gone to the dogs.

2 Fleas (for all the Red Hot Chili Pepper fans)

About jjneal

Jonathan Neal is a retired Associate Professor of Entomology at Purdue University and author of the textbook, Living With Insects (2010). This blog is a forum to communicate about the intersection of insects with people and policy. This is a personal blog. The opinions and materials posted here are those of the author and are in no way connected with those of my employer.
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