By popular demand, more insect jokes, Beetle Mania Edition.
Q. Why did the entomologists choose the rice weevil over the acorn weevil?
A. It was the lesser of two weevils
Q. What did the forester say when he found the Emerald Ash Borer infestation?
A. You can kiss your ash goodbye.
Q. Why did the Silphid cross the road?
A. To get to the dead chicken.
Q. What did the Lucanid Beetle do when he didn’t have a date for the dance?
A. He went stag.
Q Why did the insect pet enthusiast give away the buprestid larvae?
A. They were boring.
Q. What is the Weevil Fight Song?
A. Weevil, Weevil, Rock You!