Living With Ant Jokes

Why did the Ant cross the road?
To get away from the chicken.

Why did the Fire Ant cross the road?
To eat the dead chicken.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

What do you call a really old ant?

Why did ants run fast over the box top?
The directions said, “Tear along the dotted line.”

Why was the myrmecologist evicted?
She brought her work home with her.

How did the ants get to the wedding?
They took the Ant-elope.

What do you call an ant’s reflection?

Ants Carry Brood to Safety

Ants Carry Brood to Safety

About jjneal

Jonathan Neal is a retired Associate Professor of Entomology at Purdue University and author of the textbook, Living With Insects (2010). This blog is a forum to communicate about the intersection of insects with people and policy. This is a personal blog. The opinions and materials posted here are those of the author and are in no way connected with those of my employer.
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