Why did the Ant cross the road?
To get away from the chicken.
Why did the Fire Ant cross the road?
To eat the dead chicken.
How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What do you call a really old ant?
Ant-ique.
Why did ants run fast over the box top?
The directions said, “Tear along the dotted line.”
Why was the myrmecologist evicted?
She brought her work home with her.
How did the ants get to the wedding?
They took the Ant-elope.
What do you call an ant’s reflection?
En-Ant-tiomer.
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