Sunday Bug Jokes

AntsBabysmWhy did the ant dance on the honey jar lid?
It said “Twist to Open”.

What game do ants refuse to play with elephants?
Squash

Where did the housefly actor prefer to perch?
On the screen.

How does bee hair become sticky?
From the honey comb.

What were the starving flea’s last words?
Dog gone.

How are a pair of lice eggs like a cheap suit?
They are double (k)nits.

What slogan does Indiana Beach use to attract lady beetles?
“There’s more than cornicles in Indiana.”

About jjneal

Jonathan Neal is an Associate Professor of Entomology at Purdue University and author of the textbook, Living With Insects (2010). This blog is a forum to communicate about the intersection of insects with people and policy. This is a personal blog. The opinions and materials posted here are those of the author and are in no way connected with those of my employer.
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