For anyone who has bed bugs, getting rid of them is surely at the top of their Christmas wish list. The bed bug problem has become well established and in the forefront of the public psyche. Many are simply disgusted and shudder at the mention of bed bugs. Others attempt humor to fight the bad Karma. To promote humor and “Christmas Cheer”, I invite my creative readers to submit their own bed bug “Night Before Christmas” verse.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
No creatures were stirring but the bed bugs and head louse.
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: Bedbug Remix
‘Twas the night before Christmas.
Somewhere in my house
A creature was stirring, and ‘twas no mere mouse.
Clothing lay scattered o’er the floor without care
Since our earlier guests were no longer there.
For those fans of bed bugs and Christmas Music, I recommend the following ‘Music Video’ from Rutgers: